The Kingdom of Womble 3865 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.867 billion Womble 3865ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 3865ian economy, worth 353 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,847 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,822 per year while the poor average 2,497, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3865's national animal is the crocodile.

Womble 3865 is ranked 231,117^th in the world and 5,102^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.